Friday, August 26, 2011

Doin' It Like Bunnies

The iconic "Rabbit" is renowned for two things: excellent orgasm results and an odd smiley face on its tip. Women's Health tells us the smiley face was actually a result of conservative Japanese customs. Apparently, Japanese consumers frown upon "the production of sex toys that too closely resemble phalluses," so the smiley face was added.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Hold Out Your Hand, Sir

Penis length cannot be determined by how big his hands or feet are -- those and other supposed indicators have been widely discredited for years. But now a team of Korean researchers has produced what may be a more reliable guide: the ratio of the length of his index finger to that of his ring finger. The lower that ratio, the longer the penis may be, the researchers wrote in the Asian Journal of Andrology. For non-mathematicians that means the closer the ring finger and index finger are equal in size the bigger the penis. Maybe this is why men love to hide those two fingers and extend the middle one for your inspection.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Are we gonna do this or not?

Are ya gonna kiss me or what?

We are drawn to people with strains of MHC chromosomes different from our own which we sense by smelling them or exchanging saliva.

Friday, March 11, 2011

The English language has too many words

The male version of nymphomania is “satyriasis”.

Simply stated, the male version of nymphomania is "normal".

Bird and Bee Facts

A stork will bring a baby. A swallow never will.


Flavor of the Month

It's called "vanilla" sex because the word vanilla comes from the Latin word for
vagina.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Blizzard, Ice Storm... What to do? What to do?

You can't go out to run, you can't get to the gym to exercise, but you can f**k like bunnies! 30 minutes  of sex burns 200 calories.  Stay home, go to bed and get some exercise!