Hold Out Your Hand, Sir

Penis length cannot be determined by how big his hands or feet are -- those and other supposed indicators have been widely discredited for years. But now a team of Korean researchers has produced what may be a more reliable guide: the ratio of the length of his index finger to that of his ring finger. The lower that ratio, the longer the penis may be, the researchers wrote in the Asian Journal of Andrology. For non-mathematicians that means the closer the ring finger and index finger are equal in size the bigger the penis. Maybe this is why men love to hide those two fingers and extend the middle one for your inspection.

Are we gonna do this or not?

Are ya gonna kiss me or what?

We are drawn to people with strains of MHC chromosomes different from our own which we sense by smelling them or exchanging saliva.

The English language has too many words

The male version of nymphomania is “satyriasis”.

Simply stated, the male version of nymphomania is "normal".

Bird and Bee Facts

A stork will bring a baby. A swallow never will.

Flavor of the Month

It's called "vanilla" sex because the word vanilla comes from the Latin word for
vagina.

Blizzard, Ice Storm... What to do? What to do?

You can't go out to run, you can't get to the gym to exercise, but you can f**k like bunnies! 30 minutes  of sex burns 200 calories.  Stay home, go to bed and get some exercise!

Size and other matters

The average penis is 5" in length erect, 3" flaccid. That means half of erect penises are over 5" (usually in the 6" - 7" range) and half are less than 5".

According to Masters and Johnson's landmark study, the largest flaccid penis they measured was 5.5" and belonged to a slender man who was 5'7" tall. The smallest flaccid penis they measured was 2.25" and belonged to a heavy man who was 5'11" tall. A small penis will usually double in length when sexually stimulated while a large one may achieve about 75% growth.

The average vagina of an unaroused woman who has not had a child is about 3" long. When sexually excited it may extend another inch or so. Women are generally more interested in girth than length as it is the stretch around the opening that feels good, not how deep she is poked.

The average mouth is 3" from lips to throat, in case you wanted to know.

It is worth pointing out that they found no correlation between penile size and race.