Asparagus Bad, Pineapple Good

What a man eats greatly affects the composition and quality of his seminal fluid.
Eating asparagus is known to make it taste bad. Pineapple is known to give it a nice clean sweet taste!

Besides sperm cells and a large number of hormones, there are over 30 other substances in the seminal plasma including: Vitamin C, Choline, B 12, Calcium, Magnesium, Potassium, Phosphorus, Sodium, Zinc, Fructose, Inositol, Hyaluronidase, Spermidine, Blood-group Antigens, Chlorine, Cholesterol, Citric Acid, Creatinie, DNA, Glutathioine,  Purine, Lactic Acid, Nitrogen, Pyrimidine, Pyruvic Acid, Sorbitol, Spermine, Urea and Uric Acid. The amount of each substance varies according to personal body chemistry, health, and diet.



Answer to yesterday's math quiz: 6,912, so between 6,000 and 7,000 is in the ballpark. If you got it right, thank a math teacher. If you want to try to shock her, be specific why you are saying thank you, but if she's a middle school teacher she's shock-proof, so don't even go there.

And you thought you hated story problems!

Do the Math

The average male will ejaculate 18 quarts of semen in a lifetime. Studies show that the average amount of semen in a single ejaculation is usually 1/2 teaspoon but can be as much as 1 teaspoon.

Really? Sure seems like more when you are the one swallowing it.

Side Note: The Law of Diminishing Returns dictates that multiple orgasms (male) in a row means each ejaculation will have smaller and smaller amounts of semen.

Anyway, go ahead and do the math. Using the 1/2 teaspoon amount (and I'll even save you from looking up the fact that there are 192 teaspoons in a quart) how many ejaculations does the average male enjoy in a lifetime?

Unexpected Benefit of a College Education

Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts.

If you have a daughter in college I'm sure at all times she is in class, studying in the library, or writing long, chatty e-mail messages to you that she may accidentally forget to send. Other than that, you don't want to know everything. Trust me.

Emergency! Emergency!

Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves trying out bizarre sexual
positions.
Since this statistic relates strictly to Americans does that mean globally
speaking we're really stupid or are people in other countries more, ah,
flexible?

How Fast?

The average speed of ejaculation is 28 mph. Good Lord! That's a little bit
intimidating, don't you think?
To put it in perspective, the fastest Olympic swimmer in the men's 50 meter
freestyle swims an average of 5.33 mph. (You thought they swam faster, didn't
you?)
So, the swimmer's little swimmers swim faster than the swimmer. Heh.