Saturday, November 13, 2010

Set your alarm clock for something other than waking up.

In order for birth control pills to be 99.7% effective they must be taken every day AND within 30 minutes of the same time every day.

If you don't take your birth control pill at the same time everyday, the effectiveness drops to 92%. That means even if you take your pill everyday, you are 26 times more likely to get pregnant if you don't take it at the same time everyday.


Labor room nurses have wicked senses of humor.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Forget Crazy Hot Monkey Sex, Go For Mink Sex

Mink sex lasts an average of eight hours. Chimpanzee sex lasts about three seconds.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Decisions, decisions - sex or drugs

Sex is a pain reliever, ten times more effective than Valium: immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin rise by five times, determining a huge release of endorphins. These chemicals calm pain, from a minor headache to arthritis or migraines, and with no secondary effects. Migraines also disappear because the pressure in the brain's blood vessels is lowered while we have sex.

So now we see that actually, a woman's headache is rather a good reason for having sex, not against it.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Was this question on the last census?

Everyday 200 million people have sex. If you are one of the 200 million today, good for you! If not, well you are in good company because based on census information that means six and a half billion people are not getting any today.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Reading is Sexy

The next novel in the Rough Riders contemporary erotic romance series by Lorelei James released today: Cowgirls Don't Cry. Also free short story as part of the series: Slow Ride. Both available as eBook only for now. Go. Download them now. My Bookstore & More or Amazon. Awesome author. Awesome series. Awesome books. This isn't an advertisement. It's just a Sexy Fact.

Monday, November 8, 2010

More than you bargained for at the zoo

Most young giraffes are bisexual. Hmmm. Might make for an interesting conversation with the kids at the zoo.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through A Box of Chocolates

Today is National Chocolate With Almonds Day.

Men! Celebrate this day by going immediately to the nearest store that sells good quality chocolates and bring a box home to your lady!

What's in it for me, you may ask. Chocolate contains theobromine, which has an aphrodisiacal feel-good quality. An aphrodisiac is a substance that arouses sexual desire or enhances sexual performance.

Dark chocolate and higher quality chocolate contain more theobromine than milk chocolate. However, if your lady loves a plain ol' milk chocolate Hershey Bar she'll appreciate your thoughtfulness when you present it to her for no other reason than you love her. She may even want to melt it and lick... it... up...