Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick.

According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.


I'll bet they do! Also sugar and spice and everything nice.

Here it comes! Here it comes!... and it's gone.

The average female orgasm lasts three to seven seconds.

But with the right encouragement and stimulation women can have multiple orgasms which extends the pleasure quite nicely, thank you very much.

This sign is for you, Didi!

Toss an insult like you mean it

The term scumbag originally meant "used condom."
So, the next time you decide to call someone a scumbag be aware that you are actually saying, "You are evidence of the practice of safe sex." Probably not the barb you intended to throw, right?

What do men really want?

The #1 sex act desired by heterosexual men is fellatio.

Well, well. So, men don't really want to get in our pants? That's their second
choice? I knew men generally like a blow job but had no idea it is ranked so
high in their fantasies. Or, is the key word in that statement "desired" because
some women won't go down on their man?

Tenticles and Testicles

The octopus' testicles are located in his head.

As opposed to human males whose brains are often to be found in their balls.

Instead of a funny sign, today I offer you this link, which is used to teach kids (and often adults!) not to believe everything they see on the Internet:
http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/

Size doesn't matter?

The size of a flaccid penis has no relationship to the size of the penis at full excitement. A man with a small penis at rest may have a larger hardon than a man with a big limp penis.

I wonder if heterosexual men know this. They see each other's dicks all the time in restrooms and dressing rooms but presumably they're not usually sporting wood unless they're gay and among other gay men. So, maybe the guys in a previous survey who wished they had bigger penises don't realize that they may be making the wrong comparisons.

Ready... set... count!

The average number of thrusts a man performs during sex is between 60 and 120.

I'm not sure how reliable that number is. Wouldn't both partners and any observer become... distracted and lose count?