Who was keeping score?

The most female orgasms in one hour? 134.

Wait. There was a contest?

Survey says...

Whether you want to know it about Grandma or not, 30% of women over 80 still have sex.

That means 70% just don't have the opportunity. And that's a shame.

If you are lucky, someday you will be over 80. See how you feel about it then. Imagine no one ever again holding your hand, giving you a kiss, or snuggling between the sheets. Everybody needs a little lovin'.

Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick.

According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.


I'll bet they do! Also sugar and spice and everything nice.

Here it comes! Here it comes!... and it's gone.

The average female orgasm lasts three to seven seconds.

But with the right encouragement and stimulation women can have multiple orgasms which extends the pleasure quite nicely, thank you very much.

This sign is for you, Didi!

Toss an insult like you mean it

The term scumbag originally meant "used condom."
So, the next time you decide to call someone a scumbag be aware that you are actually saying, "You are evidence of the practice of safe sex." Probably not the barb you intended to throw, right?

What do men really want?

The #1 sex act desired by heterosexual men is fellatio.

Well, well. So, men don't really want to get in our pants? That's their second
choice? I knew men generally like a blow job but had no idea it is ranked so
high in their fantasies. Or, is the key word in that statement "desired" because
some women won't go down on their man?

Tenticles and Testicles

The octopus' testicles are located in his head.

As opposed to human males whose brains are often to be found in their balls.

Instead of a funny sign, today I offer you this link, which is used to teach kids (and often adults!) not to believe everything they see on the Internet:
http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/