Lots and lots of sex!

The average woman has sexual intercourse 3,000 times in her lifetime.

OMG! I'm so not holding up my end of that average. Somebody is having lots and lots of sex to make up for the lack here.

Where are they holding these contests?

Most ejaculatory orgasms by a man in one hour? 16.

And then he fell deeply asleep, leaving the woman 118 short.



Who was keeping score?

The most female orgasms in one hour? 134.

Wait. There was a contest?

Survey says...

Whether you want to know it about Grandma or not, 30% of women over 80 still have sex.

That means 70% just don't have the opportunity. And that's a shame.

If you are lucky, someday you will be over 80. See how you feel about it then. Imagine no one ever again holding your hand, giving you a kiss, or snuggling between the sheets. Everybody needs a little lovin'.

Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick.

According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.


I'll bet they do! Also sugar and spice and everything nice.

Here it comes! Here it comes!... and it's gone.

The average female orgasm lasts three to seven seconds.

But with the right encouragement and stimulation women can have multiple orgasms which extends the pleasure quite nicely, thank you very much.

This sign is for you, Didi!

Toss an insult like you mean it

The term scumbag originally meant "used condom."
So, the next time you decide to call someone a scumbag be aware that you are actually saying, "You are evidence of the practice of safe sex." Probably not the barb you intended to throw, right?