Size and other matters

The average penis is 5" in length erect, 3" flaccid. That means half of erect penises are over 5" (usually in the 6" - 7" range) and half are less than 5".

According to Masters and Johnson's landmark study, the largest flaccid penis they measured was 5.5" and belonged to a slender man who was 5'7" tall. The smallest flaccid penis they measured was 2.25" and belonged to a heavy man who was 5'11" tall. A small penis will usually double in length when sexually stimulated while a large one may achieve about 75% growth.

The average vagina of an unaroused woman who has not had a child is about 3" long. When sexually excited it may extend another inch or so. Women are generally more interested in girth than length as it is the stretch around the opening that feels good, not how deep she is poked.

The average mouth is 3" from lips to throat, in case you wanted to know.

It is worth pointing out that they found no correlation between penile size and race.

Talk to me, Baby!

Men want to know their partner isn't fantasizing about some other man during sex, so they like the partner to verbalize (talk about it). Porn dialog apparently will turn their motor just fine. In a survey men picked these phrases as their favorites to hear during sex:

“Oh, yeah, right there!”
“That feels amazing”
“Don’t stop, harder”
“I want you so bad”
“Give it to me!”
“You animal!”

(pause) Sorry. I'm laughing too hard to continue typing.

Lots and lots of sex!

The average woman has sexual intercourse 3,000 times in her lifetime.

OMG! I'm so not holding up my end of that average. Somebody is having lots and lots of sex to make up for the lack here.

Where are they holding these contests?

Most ejaculatory orgasms by a man in one hour? 16.

And then he fell deeply asleep, leaving the woman 118 short.



Who was keeping score?

The most female orgasms in one hour? 134.

Wait. There was a contest?

Survey says...

Whether you want to know it about Grandma or not, 30% of women over 80 still have sex.

That means 70% just don't have the opportunity. And that's a shame.

If you are lucky, someday you will be over 80. See how you feel about it then. Imagine no one ever again holding your hand, giving you a kiss, or snuggling between the sheets. Everybody needs a little lovin'.

Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick.

According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.


I'll bet they do! Also sugar and spice and everything nice.