Saturday, November 6, 2010

Asparagus Bad, Pineapple Good

What a man eats greatly affects the composition and quality of his seminal fluid.
Eating asparagus is known to make it taste bad. Pineapple is known to give it a nice clean sweet taste!

Besides sperm cells and a large number of hormones, there are over 30 other substances in the seminal plasma including: Vitamin C, Choline, B 12, Calcium, Magnesium, Potassium, Phosphorus, Sodium, Zinc, Fructose, Inositol, Hyaluronidase, Spermidine, Blood-group Antigens, Chlorine, Cholesterol, Citric Acid, Creatinie, DNA, Glutathioine,  Purine, Lactic Acid, Nitrogen, Pyrimidine, Pyruvic Acid, Sorbitol, Spermine, Urea and Uric Acid. The amount of each substance varies according to personal body chemistry, health, and diet.



Answer to yesterday's math quiz: 6,912, so between 6,000 and 7,000 is in the ballpark. If you got it right, thank a math teacher. If you want to try to shock her, be specific why you are saying thank you, but if she's a middle school teacher she's shock-proof, so don't even go there.

And you thought you hated story problems!

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