Sunday, November 7, 2010

The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through A Box of Chocolates

Today is National Chocolate With Almonds Day.

Men! Celebrate this day by going immediately to the nearest store that sells good quality chocolates and bring a box home to your lady!

What's in it for me, you may ask. Chocolate contains theobromine, which has an aphrodisiacal feel-good quality. An aphrodisiac is a substance that arouses sexual desire or enhances sexual performance.

Dark chocolate and higher quality chocolate contain more theobromine than milk chocolate. However, if your lady loves a plain ol' milk chocolate Hershey Bar she'll appreciate your thoughtfulness when you present it to her for no other reason than you love her. She may even want to melt it and lick... it... up...

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